June 22, 2017

#299: Vita Refugees

E3 is a distant memory so we had to play games again. Games like Ever Oasis, Spellspire, Final Fantasy XIV Stormblood, and everyone's favorite, Pubg.

Things Discussed: Ever Oasis, Final Fantasy XIV, Final Fantasy XIV: Stormblood, Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Persona 5, PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS, Spellspire

June 15, 2017

#298: E3 2017

E3 is here and it's time to second-guess all of our entertainment choices! Has Sony betrayed us? Is Monster Hunter real? Does playing Mario XCOM mean we secretly like Minions? Y can't Metroid crawl??

Things Discussed: E3, E3 2017, Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga, Mario + Rabbids: Kingdom Battle, Metroid: Samus Returns, Minecraft, Monster Hunter World, Shadow of the Colossus, Skyrim, Spider-man, Super Mario Odyssey

June 8, 2017

#297: A Big Thing That's Dumb

Are you ready for a stupid murder vacation? We take a tour of one of the worst casinos in The Sexy Brutale, brush up on our Zelda photography skills, and discuss skeeball pro strats. Also, two Final Fantasy games that D.J.'s not playing.

Things Discussed: Final Fantasy Tactics, Final Fantasy V, Grand Theft Auto IV, Groove Coaster, Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Night in the Woods, Persona 3, skeeball, The Sexy Brutale

June 1, 2017

#296: Anime Game Overlords

It finally happened: We've surrendered to the Persona dimension. Enjoy a discussion of best girls, gourmet kings, and the cardinal rules of rhythm games. Then, we persona-fuse two of our favorite things: free-to-play mobile games and Final Fantasy.

Things Discussed: Final Fantasy Brave Exvius, Persona 3, Persona 4: Dancing All Night, Persona 5

May 25, 2017

#295: You Can't Eat an Oak Tree

We're back to playing Zelda: Breath of the Wild and wondering if it would be better as a sidescroller. Paul reunites with an old friend in Dead Cells, then goes looking for a new friend but finds Salt and Sanctuary instead. Randy plays stuff on his phone.

Things Discussed: Cinelinx, Dead Cells, Heroes of the Storm, Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Persona 3, Salt and Sanctuary, Topsoil, Zelda II: The Adventure of Link

May 18, 2017

#294: Taking My Skin and Going Home

We venture into Dead Cells, the hot new metroidroguevaniasoulslike, and leave satisfied but missing 75% of our gold. We also try the Prey and like it, except for a classic FPS character who won't stop making a cameo. Also, D.J. tries a new Final Fantasy.

Things Discussed: Dead Cells, Final Fantasy Brave Exvius, Heroes of the Storm, Pandemic, Prey

May 11, 2017

#293: Noodle Club

For the inaugural meeting of Noodle Club, our expert noodlers evaluate the noodliness of games like What Remains of Edith Finch's Noodles, Heroes of the Noodling Storm, and Persona 3 Noodle.

Things Discussed: Heroes of the Storm, Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Persona 3, What Remains of Edith Finch

May 4, 2017

#292: Eat It 100 Times

Randy gets trapped in a spooky house in only a raincoat. D.J. learns the high cost of expressing himself. And you won't believe what Paul's been playing.

Things Discussed: Final Fantasy XIV, Heroes of the Storm, Kamiko, Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Little Nightmares, Overwatch

April 27, 2017

#291: Ice Cream and Alice Cooper

We take a break from playing Zelda and actually from playing video games at all to talk about real video games that don't exist, plus a secret video game that does! Also Zelda.

Things Discussed: Crawl, Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Mr. Shifty, Nier: Automata, Persona 5, PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS, Scoop'n Birds

April 20, 2017

#290: The Slow, Painful Death of BoxBoy

Randy nearly doesn't reach the 30-hour milestone in Persona 5. D.J. takes baby steps towards spoiling Nier: Automata. And we bid a gruesome farewell to BoxBoy or whatever his name is.

Things Discussed: Bye-Bye BoxBoy!, Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Nier: Automata, Nintendo Switch, Persona 5

April 13, 2017

#289: Dungeoneering

Friendship ended with ZELDA — now PERSONA is my best friend.

Things Discussed: Nier: Automata, Night in the Woods, Persona 5

April 6, 2017

#288: Classic Garbage

We take a break (mostly) from Zelda to tread very carefully around Nier: Automata spoilers, slither through Snake Pass, and tumble in a typical horse-like fashion across the world in Everything.

Things Discussed: Everything, Final Fantasy XIV, Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Nier: Automata, Snake Pass

March 30, 2017

#287: Durian Alert

Entering our 100th hour of Zelda discussion, we talk how to make open worlds interesting, how to identify a suspicious leaf, and how not to get banned from international flights. Also, what's new in Splatoon 2 and whether that even matters.

Things Discussed: Everything, Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Splatoon 2

March 23, 2017

#286: Bomb in Hand

Randy and Paul tackle the burning questions of our time: Why does the Internet hate a video game they haven't played yet? What is the best video game ever, and why is it The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild? The answers might surprise you! Zeldaaaaaa

Things Discussed: Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Mass Effect Andromeda

March 16, 2017

#285: PAX East 2017

Randy voyages to the far-off land of Boston, Pennsylvania (?), to attend PAX East, play video games, eat cookies, and silently judge cosplayers. Erik Kubik (from The Gamer's Lounge) and Zenprime (from The Internet) join in on the fun.

Things Discussed: Friday the 13th, Lawbreakers, Mass Effect Andromeda, Metronomicon, Party Hard 2, PAX East, PAX East 2017, Prey, Quake Champions, Steamworld Dig 2, The Artful Escape of Francis Vendetti, Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles

March 9, 2017

#284: Lonk and Zeldo

Hey it’s the episode where we talk about the Switch and Zelda.

Things Discussed: Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Nintendo Switch, Snipperclips

March 2, 2017

#283: These Arms Have Legs

D.J. finds some misallocated Nintendo hardware. Randy politely declines offers for help in the wilderness. Paul's mistakes come back to haunt him 300 hours later.

Things Discussed: Arms, Fire Emblem Heroes, Has Been Heroes, Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Nier, Nintendo Switch, The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Wildlands

February 24, 2017

#282: The Villain Is Capitalism

Randy pulls rank to get his hands on that new Zelda game (give or take 13 years). Paul and D.J. continue chasing orbs in Fire Emblem Heroes, although they wonder why everyone's clothes keep falling off. Also, swords: Are they guns?

Things Discussed: Final Fantasy XIV, Legend of Kusakari, Legend of Zelda: The Minish Cap, Mass Effect Andromeda, Watch Dogs 2

February 16, 2017

#281: Fishing on the Wrong Beach

Randy meets new friends in Watch Dogs 2 and finds ways to non-lethally kill them. D.J. knows a lot of things about Nier, since he's been playing it. And, finally, the big ball saga concludes.

Things Discussed: Final Fantasy XIV, Fire Emblem Heroes, Nier, Watch Dogs 2

February 9, 2017

#280: Onion Train

Climb aboard one of the most exclusive railways as Conductor Courtney takes us a journey to Resident Evil 7...ville? Also we offer our wallets to Fire Emblem Heroes, and Paul admires the hexes in The Castles of Burgundy.

Things Discussed: Castles of Burgundy, Fire Emblem Heroes, PlayStation VR, Pokemon Go, Resident Evil 7